Why do bees have gummed hair? Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the chicken cross the playing field? To get to the other slide.
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding? Because she was stuffed.
What's a foot lenghty and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the gym close ? It just didn't work out.
What's a cat's best-loveddessert ? A bowl full of mice-cream.
Where do fish rest? In a riverbed.
Why did the orange end? It ran out of juice.
If we shouldn't eat at night-time, why do they put a light in the fridge?