1. Yo mama is such an idiot that she gazed at a cup of oranges for 12 hours since it stated "squeeze."
2. Yo mama is such a moron that it takes her an hour to prepare minute rice.
3. Yo mama is so foolish that she grabbed a bowl when they stated it was cold outside.
4. Yo mama was so stupid that she sold her automobile to earn petrol money.
5. When I informed her that she had lost her mind, she began hunting for it.
6. Yo mama was so clueless that she went to the eye doctor to acquire an iPhone.
7. Yo mama is such a moron that she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
8. Yo mama is so ignorant that she was confined in the grocery store and died of starvation.
9. Yo mama is so ignorant that she takes two hours to watch 60 Minutes.